HOME IS ON THE ROAD

By Kyle Doyle - 01/24/07

A line from a favorite song of mine reads: “We are only at home when we are on the run”. That statement does a pretty good job of accurately reflecting my view on life, at least at this point in time. For me, the call of the road is quite strong, the never-ending question “What’s next?” constantly forcing itself to the forefront of my thoughts. Of course, we don’t always want to know “what’s next”, but we always find out one way or another. The road is one of the few places I can feel content, excited, and curious; indeed, home is on the road.


After spending nearly the entire month of November at home off the road, the few trips I took in December were a refreshing break in the weekly monotony that my life was beginning to develop. As December wound down, I took a deep, hard look at my desire to continue traveling as part of my life. Knowing full well that I would get what I asked for in 2007, I made sure that I was committed to the life that the road forces you to lead. After some insightful reflection, I once again recommitted myself to the road, and all the good and bad it would bring. Each year I find things to help keep the road fun and interesting...from sunflower seeds to satellite radio to researching the towns I visit. To help kick off 2007 in a positive way, Amanda and I ventured down to one of the major electronics chain stores in Champaign, with the intention of investigating some new digital camera options.
 

After an hour or so of fiddling with a variety of different cameras, we came to a stop at the Nikon D50. This camera’s reputation certainly precedes it, and I was excited to fool around with it a bit to see if I would like it or not. Having been a very vocal supporter of Fuji cameras since 2003, I wasn’t sure how I would like the unfamiliar setup that the Nikon offered. While I would have been happy to upgrade to a better Fuji (thus allowing me to continue using my stack of memory cards), I had learned through my research that the next Fuji in their line that would suit my tastes and needs carried a price tag well into the thousands. Umm….nope. So, the Nikon became a serious contender in virtually no time. Strangely enough, as I hovered on the critical yes/no decision, a hand clamped down on my shoulder from behind and said “Just do it KD.”


Had fate magically intervened and whispered in my ear? Had some supernatural force made a move to guide me in the direction of a new camera? Well….not quite, but almost! My good buddy and teammate Darrell Wagner (DW to you vets out there) and his wife Barb had been shopping in this particular store that evening, and had spotted Amanda and I poking around the shutterbug department. Darrell has become something of a weathervane for my photographic efforts, always there to offer an opinion, helpful criticism, or a pat on the back. In fact, Darrell has been with me for most of the non-racing photography I’ve done while traveling across the country. As I explained my camera-purchasing debacle, DW insisted that I not think about the purchase too much, and just do it. Despite the somewhat hefty price tag the Nikon carried, he insisted that to continue to improve my photography skills I had to continue moving up the “equipment ladder.” Whether or not I believed what he was saying (I did to an extent, but I don’t accept compliments well), I liked the way he talked and by the end of the night I was the proud owner of a Nikon D50 digital SLR….complete with a Spanish owner’s manual. Que lastima!
 

The O’Riley Autofest in Little Rock.


The sign says it all.
 

The New Year came and went, and before long I found myself en route to my first gig. The first annual O’Riley Autofest in Little Rock, AR (promoted by the Special Events Performance Series folks) would be my first destination in 2007. With DW booked for a car show in Boston, Mark and G racing in WV, and Dale and Travis racing in TN, I would be flying solo for this trip, which I’m not at all afraid to tell you made me a tiny bit apprehensive. My employers are demanding people, who expect a quality job out of their employees at all times. Ok, no problem, I can handle that. I was a bit more worried about piloting my 75ft long semi straight into the heart of downtown Little Rock, where the host venue for the car show was located, without an extra set of eyes to help out.
 


You see, the rig I cruise around in isn’t your run of the mill freight semi, so dragging it over curbs, through the trees, and against ceilings, roofs, and garage doors is definitely not an option. I don’t care if you are the world’s best truck driver, a spotter is always a fine thing to have at your disposal. So, it was with a sickening sense of irony that I arrived in downtown Little Rock to discover that the State House Convention Center lacked any sort of proper loading docks or receiving facilities. Yikes! With Eric and Dave from Special Events doing their very best to help me coax the big rig off of a busy 4-lane road, I realized that I was in for one of the toughest truck driving gigs of my short career. My rig was slated to be on display along with the Raminator R/T on the floor of the car show, so the rig would have to enter the building via a large garage door at the end of a curved tunnel. As I slowly urged the rig down the tunnel, I began to wonder if my 53ft trailer would be able to make the bend into the building. That question became mute as a building security guard frantically waved for me to stop immediately, which I nervously did. Setting the air brakes, I got out of the truck and discovered much to my chagrin, that the garage door was just tall enough to clear the roof of my semi tractor, but about two inches too short to clear the leading edge of the trailer, which stood a bit taller than the tractor. “Welp, this isn’t going to work, is it?” I thought to myself. As I walked to the passenger side of the rig to see if it was going to be able to clear the curb on the inside of the turn, my question answered itself: “Nope.” The turn had proved to be a bit too tight for the long rig to make it around, the short door notwithstanding. Driving over the curb was not an option, as it stood a menacing two feet tall. At this point, my only option was to back the rig back down the tunnel, and back out onto the four-lane road.


I asked the head building person just exactly what made them so sure that I was going to fit in their door in the first place. “Well, we’ve had some big RV’s in here, so we figured you’d fit OK.” That’s the last time I take a statement like that for granted. Sweat was beading up on my forehead as I backed down the tunnel, the lights on my trailer reflecting off of the narrow concrete walls of the tunnel. After making it out of the tunnel, I changed my plan a bit and backed up into some empty parking spots, which allowed me to pull out onto the road instead of backing out into traffic. After pulling out onto the street, missing curbs on either side of my trailer by inches, I headed down the street to the other end of the arena, where the staff had informed me that I would find a taller door to enter through. “Uhh, yeah, it’s taller, but you’ll have to back into the arena, instead of pulling in. But it’s a straight shot…if you are a good truck driver, it shouldn’t be a problem,” the building manager informed me. I pulled off of the road for the second time, threading my way between pillars and walls until I was lined up with the “taller” door. I backed the rig in through the door in one shot, relieved to finally be off the street and in where I needed to be. Nearly and hour and a half had been consumed getting the rig into the building, and needless to say my left leg was about dead to the world. After tiring up the R/T and polishing to the rig to a high gloss, it was time for me to call it a day.





Throughout the rest of the weekend, I tried to balance work with play, as I had nobody but myself to agree and disagree with about where to eat, where to go shoot pictures, and what to go check out. The first day of the show was on a Friday, and the show wouldn’t actually start until 4pm that afternoon, so after a morning TV interview, I took some time to myself so that I could explore downtown Little Rock with my camera. I began my journey in the lobby of the impressive Peabody Little Rock Hotel, where I was staying for the weekend. The Peabody Hotels are famous for their “duck shows”, so I managed to snap some shots of the ducks in action before heading out onto the streets. Over the course of the weekend, I soaked up some of the local culture by way of the riverside walkway and the interesting medley of downtown restaurants. Always keen on avoiding chain restaurant food if possible, I sampled everything from “The Flying Fish” (excellent catfish) to the Cappricio Grille (excellent breakfast, and really great chicken too).

 


The lobby of the Peabody Little Rock.

The March of the Ducks at the Peabody.


The main elevator rails in the Peabody…they just look cool!
 

Of course, this isn’t to say that I didn’t put my time in on the job that weekend too. Saturday show hours ran 9am to 9pm, with Sunday kicking back to a 9am to 4pm schedule. Though the majority of my time was spent hanging out with fans, signing hero cards, and checking out the car show, I made sure to stop by the PlayStation 3 demo booth to kick some butt on “Need For Speed: Carbon”. Eric and Dave were pretty proud of their scores on the “downhill drifting” track, but their smiles turned into confusion and surprise when I eclipsed their highest score within my first couple of tries at the game. By the end of the show on Sunday, my high score had reached far into the 400,000’s. Oh, and I made sure to drive the right brand of car while electronically drifting my way to glory; my scores were set with nothing other than a Chrysler SRT-8 300C sedan. Ha!
 

Even the models and their photographer couldn’t resist the Raminator. The driver, yes, but the truck, no.


While I was in Little Rock, Mark and Geremie were racing in Huntington, WV for the Monster Nationals tour. Friday night was a rough one, as Geremie laid Rammunition over hard onto its side during the wheelie contest. The next stop on the MN tour would be Colorado Springs, so the roll over damage took an already short week at the shop and made it even shorter. Each member of the team would have to hustle back to the shop as quick as possible to help get the trucks turned around in time to head to their next gigs, so needless to say my work was cut out for me once I left Little Rock on Sunday night. However, the wind was quickly sapped out of my sails about two hours out of Little Rock. While talking to my younger sister on the phone, she informed me that my mom had rushed my dad to the hospital, as he was feeling very ill. As the night wore on, the stress of not knowing what was wrong with my dad ate away at me, and I ended up calling it a night in Sikeston, MO, a few hours shy of my original goal. By the time I got to the shop the next morning, I had come to learn that my dad’s pancreas had essentially shut down, putting him in extreme pain and robbing his body of the ability to digest nutrients. While the doctors had assured my mom that they were doing what they could to assuage the situation, the stress of the situation was hard on my mom, my brother, and my sister. 1,000 miles away from it all, the stress I felt seemed to magnify with distance.

As the week wore on, the team once again split ways, heading to different places to perform similar tasks. DW and I left the shop early on a Thursday morning, bound for Toledo, OH. While you would generally take I-69 in Indiana up to I-80E across to Toledo, we opted for a route somewhat less traveled. Hopping off I-69 onto US-6, we navigated our way east to US-24, which carried us north east to Toledo. While we didn’t really lose much time to the smaller, slower roads, the drive was much more enjoyable as I soaked up the variety of scenery that western Ohio offers. As we grew close to Toledo, the roadside morphed into a country-industry-town-industry-country pattern, offering this driver a cross-sectional view of rural Ohio. The rural patterns eventually gave way to the bustling suburbs of Toledo and the wide highways that service them, one of which we used to reach our first destination for the weekend: Vin Devers Dodge in Sylvania. A simple 3pm to 6pm display was all that we had to contend with, and all in all it went quite well. Interestingly enough, Vin Devers is home to the “Hemi Dog”, a very beautiful (and heavy) statue that was hand-made by some very talented artists. The best way to describe the statue is a very sleek looking Dog with a big injected Hemi on his back. Trust me, its cool, but you really have to see it to fully grasp the coolness factor.
 

Downtown Toledo, as seen from across the Maumee River.
 

The weekend in Toledo was mainly consumed with the normal ride truck duties, but minus the normal race truck duties. With two race trucks in Colorado and one elsewhere in Ohio, the only Raminator in Toledo was the R/T. While we could have simply chosen to hang out on our own and focus only on the R/T, we opted instead to spend the weekend working alongside Butch and Mitch Tulachka of the Get ER Done truck. I first met Mitch (owner/driver) and Butch (crew chief/brother) last year in Indy, when I certified their truck for them. Since then, we’ve gotten to be pretty good friends, so I was excited to be at a show with them. Throughout the weekend we would pile into our Dodge Durango support vehicle to go eat, and of course plenty of humorous stories and mayhem would ensue. We also did what we could to help the two of them out over the course of the weekend, though by the end of 2007 I’m sure the two of them won’t need much help or direction, as they are on the fast track to success at their current rate. Regardless, our time spent hanging out with them was priceless, and I’m proud to say they are my friends. And yes, for the record, I certified their truck for 2007.


Toledo’s Fifth Third (what??) Field, located next door to the Seagate Center, where the MT event was taking place.
 

Amanda’s father Mike works in Toledo, so DW and I also took some time to hang out with him, be it grabbing a meal at “Legs ‘n’ Eggs” or the world-famous “Tony Packo’s”, or checking out the view of Lake Erie from a windy lookout point on the coast. We had a blast spending some time with him, mainly due to the fact that he is one of kindest persons I know, always willing to share some helpful advice or a funny story. Good times, no doubt. So far, the road isn’t so bad.
 

“Seagulls of the Great American Cities, Volume III – Toledo” at your local bookstore now.

(Only veterans of this author’s writings will get this one.)
 

As I mentioned earlier, I always try to find things to help keep me interested while on the road…things that aren’t stressful, and give me something other than just the trucks to focus my energy on. For 2007, I decided I wanted to somehow involve my younger brother and sister in my travels a bit more, and before I had even managed to consider many of my options, the winning idea leapt out at me while I was in Little Rock. The Peabody Hotel provided their guests with two complimentary post cards with their stay; what better way to make them feel a part of my travels than to send them the very symbol of the traveling person: a post card! While Little Rock was an easy find, post cards in Toledo proved to be very, very elusive. Eventually, I had to settle on a pair of post cards from the Tony Packo’s restaurant, which really was fine because I had made up my mind to avoid the usual “sky line at night” post cards. In this contest, points are awarded for uniqueness.
 

Some of the “famous buns” at Tony Packo’s in Toledo.

 


 

The Monday following the Toledo event, DW and I boarded our semi transporter and headed off to Cleveland. Despite sporadic rain and fog, our big red Freightliner consumed the 120 miles between cities with ease, and before we knew it we were on the phone with George Eisenhart of the Monster Nationals to figure out where to park our rig. George’s Monster Nationals group was putting on the coming weekend’s race at the CSU Convocation Center in Cleveland, and he had arranged for DW and I to tackle several displays and interviews over the course of the week. The first gig wouldn’t be until Wednesday, so that left us with the rest of Monday and all of Tuesday to figure out what to do to pass the time. George suggested that we drive to his family’s business in Painesville, OH, as it had a semi-friendly parking lot. What’s this business, you ask? Why, none other than Scores Fun Center, the best bowling joint in the Cleveland area!
 

DW tearin’ it up at Scores Fun Center.
 

Though George was on the way back from his Colorado Springs event when we arrived at the bowling alley, he had already called ahead to the staff, instructing them to give DW and I whatever we needed that they possessed. Well, by the time the facility closed Monday night at midnight, DW and I had tormented our arms and legs with nearly eight full games of bowling, several attempts at the pool tables, and a near-deadly game of darts. Of course, we kept George’s mother Sandy and her helper Loren busy at the snack bar, as our cola and root beer cups seemed to evaporate into the air nearly as quick as we got them. I should also note that if you are in that area and need a great burger, DW and I would highly recommend theirs. At this point I need to pause to thank Sandy, George, and their whole staff for opening their doors and their arms to us grizzly road warriors. Their first-rate facility helped me realize why I should stick to wrenching and not go pro in the bowling leagues. The fastest ball I threw went a measly 20.50mph, while my high score barely tickled the 120 mark. Yep, go ahead and laugh, it’s ok.


A true pro at work here folks, stand waaaaaay back!
 

Fear not for the sake of the bowling alley staff, for DW and I didn’t haunt the place the entire time we were in town. On Tuesday we decided to unload our Durango and drive down into downtown Cleveland to scope out how we would get the semi into the venue if the need arose later in the day, and to see how the road conditions had deteriorated since the snow had begun falling the night before. Well, the route we scouted for the semi was simple enough, but the snow and ice that Lake Erie had helped to bestow on the area was enough to scare us into leaving the rig parked right where it was at. People must forget how to drive in the snow each year, as wrecked and wadded-up vehicles could be found in the dozens on the way into Cleveland. I guess you could say the tow truck companies were “on their toes” (no pun, right?) that day.
 

After arriving in downtown Cleveland, the foggy blizzard-like conditions made it clear (again, no pun) that any photographic efforts of mine, at least outdoors, would be all for not. So, with that being the case, DW and I decided to venture indoors; our venue of choice: The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and Museum.

Located on the shores (literally) of Lake Erie near the Cleveland Browns stadium, the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and Museum (from here on referred to as “the HOF”) boasts a very odd exterior architecture, and an equally odd interior to back it up. I don’t want to get too wrapped up into the politics of the HOF, as it has been well documented that many bands that deserve to be in it haven’t been inducted yet, but I still felt an obligation as a die-hard music lover and aspiring musician to visit it. The actual exhibits are quite interesting, and very informative. Though it seemed like the editors of Rolling Stone magazine handled the choosing of exhibits, I found it really exciting to be standing next to some very historic memorabilia and instruments. The museum’s six floors are dedicated to different aspects of Rock and Roll, ranging from a chronological history floor, to a floor dedicated to the inductees themselves, to a top-level art gallery.
 

The Rock Hall at night (after the blizzard.)
 

Much to my pleasure, one of my favorite bands was very well represented in the museum: The Who. Want to see one of Pete Townshend’s famous Les Paul guitars? They’ve got it. What about a bass drum head from Keith Moon’s “Pictures of Lily” kit? Yep, that too. Add in a John Entwhistle bass guitar and some Roger Daltrey get-ups, and you’ve got yourself a happy Who fan (Happy Jack, maybe?). Seemingly in no time the morning gave way to afternoon, so we wrapped up our HOF trek and headed back through the sorry weather to the bowling alley to touch base with George about the following morning’s gig, and to figure out what to do with the semi.


Wednesday morning I met George in the lobby of a Painesville-area hotel that DW and I stayed in for the night, and the quickly headed off to a Cleveland-area radio station facility for some early morning Q&A. We arrived at the station just as the sun began to rise, the strong and spicy scent of a very dark brew of coffee wafting through the halls of the building’s fourth floor. After going back and forth with DJ’s from the area’s most popular country station and the area’s most popular AOR station, George dropped me back off at my hotel with instructions on how to get to our first display of the week, which would take place at the 4 Wheel Parts Performance Center in Parma, OH.


The R/T on display at 4-Wheel Parts of Cleveland.
 

The usefulness of in-room internet at hotels these days should not be underestimated, as I called upon a map-providing website to show us the way to our display. With seemingly firm directions in hand, we returned to our rig only to find that the terrible cold of the previous night had sapped just enough energy out of its batteries to keep it from starting. After an hour or so of attention from a battery charger, the beast roared back to life, clunking and clopping fitfully as only diesel engines can do when they are cold. By lunchtime we were on the road to Parma, in search of some 4 Wheel Parts.


Doing our afternoon gig at the WMMS studios.


I always enjoy finding cool aircraft on display when I visit a city…


…it makes me want to fly by night!

 

In spite of the Icelandic weather that the Cleveland area was suffering from, DW and I got tired up with no trouble at the 4 Wheel Parts Performance Center, and were on display right on time. As the day wore on, we got to become pretty good buddies with the entire staff, as we spent the day bench racing and talking 4x4’s and Monster Trucks. At the end of the night, after tiring down, we headed off to grab dinner with one of the stores reps, Brian. Brian comes from a racing background, and had some interesting stores to share with us over dinner about his experiences as a monster truck fan when he was young. His memories certainly struck a chord with me, considering he’s only a few years older than I am. As you can imagine, a lot of his memories are along the same lines as mine; seeing Bigfoot and the rest of the bunch as an impressionable young child leaves a lasting impression on your memory, at least if you are destined to become a gear-head.
 

The view from our 18th floor room in downtown Cleveland.

The Hard Rock by day…

…and by night.
 

Thursday proved to be a fairly slow day, as we relocated from 4 Wheel Parts of Cleveland to the same radio station facility that I had been at the day before. This time, we actually set the truck up and had one of the afternoon DJ’s broadcast from the back of the truck while we motored around an empty section of parking lot, much to the humor of the in-studio DJ’s. When done, we once again tired down in sub-freezing temperatures and quickly retreated to our downtown hotel, which was conveniently located about a mile and a half from the Hard Rock Café of Cleveland. Prior to heading over to the station for the afternoon gig, DW and enjoyed a quick lunch at the HRC. I could have cared less what was on my plate, as I meandered around the restaurant, google-eyed over the mass of neat instruments and memorabilia they had managed to collect. Though a fairly small HRC in comparison to others in across the country, the quality of goods this place had quickly impressed me. Mike Ness and Stevie Ray Vaughn guitars, Jimmy Chamberlin’s green sparkle Yamaha drums, and yet another John Entwhistle bass captivated my attention while I mindlessly consumed my cheeseburger. I guess I really love my job for two reasons: 1.) I like monster trucks a lot, and 2.) I really like the cool places my job takes me to.



 


The Who Wall at the Cleveland Hard Rock.

One of the coolest drum sets Jimmy Chamberlin ever played.
 

Friday morning, however, proved to be a particularly trying point in the week for me. Late on Thursday night, DW and I set the R/T up in the arena in preparation for an early-AM TV spot the following morning. The next morning, as the TV crews were doing their thing, DW and I engaged in a conversation with some of the building folks. The TV crew moved away to a different part of the arena to change their angle for the next segment, when the host came over and asked us to move the truck real quick to get it in place or something like that. DW had taken the ladder down to relocate it, so I climbed up onto one of the rear tires of the truck, and from there onto the lowered tailgate of the truck. Well, it seems that the shallow tread of my boots and the massive amounts of tire dressing on the tires were enough to cause my left foot to slide right off of the tailgate as I stepped onto it. Basically, it was like slipping on ice as you walk out your front door: unexpected, and unwelcome. Seven feet later, I was on my back on the concrete floor with the wind knocked out of me, frantically gasping for air and wondering just how bad I was hurt. Anyone who has had their wind knocked out of them for any extended period of time knows just how terrible and frightening that can be, as you lie there and wonder if asphyxiation is just around the corner.


After a couple of minutes I had regained my breath, and after a couple more I was back on my feet trying to shake off the searing pain in my lower back. Thankfully, I managed not to lend this very painful blooper to the local TV guys, but I’m pretty sure I put a huge crack in the floor of the CSU Arena. I hope George’s building insurance was already in place. Anyways, after a couple minutes of walking around, I suddenly became very nauseous and dizzy, so I sat back down to re-collect myself. At this point, the local fire marshal insisted that I get looked at by a doctor to ensure that I hadn’t actually broken anything or ruptured a disc or something. So after a very painful ride to a nearby hospital and a wait that seemed to last forever, the docs came and informed DW and I that I had nothing broken, but that I was lucky to have not smashed up my tailbone or spine in the fall. Well, I guess that’s lucky alright, but I wouldn’t consider the falling part anything but bad luck. The docs advised me to take it really easy for the next couple of days to avoid making the pain any worse than it would already be. Riiiigghhhhhtttt….


Now that I knew I had nothing broken, my attention shifted away from the throbbing in my back to our half-abandoned truck and semi back at the arena. We still had one more display to do that afternoon back at 4 Wheel Parts of Cleveland, so quitting now wasn’t an option. I didn’t want to let Sean, Brian, and the rest of the guys at 4 Wheel Parts down, so DW and I made up our minds and went to work. It probably took us an extra 30 or 40 minutes to tire the R/T down, as I was feeling pretty lousy and moving quite slow. Much thanks to DW for handling the “crappy” parts of the job, picking up the slack that I had created. The pain was a constant reminder of how fast things in life can change, and I was quite content to give that pain a break when I climbed into the driver’s seat of my semi to head down to 4 Wheel Parts of Cleveland. Much to my relief, driving the rig wasn’t painful at all, and the air-ride seat soaked up many pain-inducing bumps and jolts that the roads of Cleveland tried to throw at us.


Back at 4 Wheel Parts of Cleveland.
 

Another slow and painful tire-up in blizzard-esque conditions at 4 Wheel Parts made us grateful for the warm interior of their store. I tried taking a break in their lunch room by sitting in a large, cushy chair, but after an hour of relaxed sitting, I realized I had made a critical error. My back had begun to lock up, and it was extremely painful to rise from the chair and head back up to the storefront. I now knew for sure that the only way to minimize the pain my back was to keep moving, even if it was just a small bit, to keep things loosened up. Rest would come later, but for now being on the move was the best medicine. While hanging out with the boys at the counter, manager Sean Campbell and I discussed some lift options for my Dodge Ram 1500, along with some cool tire/wheel combos that 4 Wheel Parts offers. This type of activity helped to pass the time, and before we knew it, the time had come to put the beast away yet again.

 

Just prior to tiring down, Sean and I began discussing ways for 4 Wheel Parts of Cleveland to get involved in monster trucks a bit more. I’m now proud to say that 4 Wheel Parts of Cleveland is the presenting sponsor of the “Behind the Scenes with KD” section on the Monster Blog. We are still ironing out the details, but Sean has also agreed to award the “Picture of the Month” and “Picture of the Year” winners on the Monster Blog with 4 Wheel Parts gift certificates. On top of all of that, Sean and co. have signed on as MTRA Sponsor members. The specifics are still being worked on, but at this point, 4 Wheel Parts Performance Center of Cleveland is looking to offer ALL MTRA MEMBERS a 10-40% discount on their products, which range from lift kits and tires to oils and accessories. The big plus to all of this is that anything you order from 4 Wheel Parts of Cleveland, regardless of your location, ships from one of 45 national 4 Wheel Parts distribution centers. This means you will get your stuff pretty quick, which is always good.


Saturday morning: race day. I awoke with a stiff and painful back, but surprisingly, it didn’t hurt as bad as I feared it would. DW and I met up with the rest of the crew at the arena, and began our final preparations for the afternoon race. Sadly, our preparations were all for not, as disastrous breakage occurred before the first show was even half-over. During a solid freestyle run, the main bearing caps in Mark’s engine let go, ripping the front seal of out the motor. This of course allowed 16 quarts of two-hundred-degree Nitro 70 oil to spew out onto the blower belt, which in turn slung it from here to the moon. A plume of white smoke could be seen rising from the back of the truck as the hot oil made contact with the hot surfaces of the exhaust headers and rear brake rotors. After pulling the oil pan and filters, we soon realized that this major oil leak was actually a small part of a much bigger problem. This motor was no good.


This bad news was topped off in racing when Geremie broke a rear ring and pinion, rendering his truck useless for the rest of the show. For the fourth year in a row, the Cleveland Curse struck again. Our team now had some critical decisions to make. Springing into action, part of the team took to fixing Geremie’s truck while the rest of us began the process of tearing into Mark’s truck, still unsure as to whether or not we should attempt to change it. As work finished about an hour later on Rammunition, we then decided to attempt to swap motors between shows. At this point, we had about three hours to get the job done, before the second show kicked off.


Preparing the new motor to be hoisted into place.

Photo courtesy of John Roberts, www.buckeyemt.net
 

As time passed away at a furious pace, we worked frantically to perform open-heart surgery of monstrous proportions on Mark’s truck. A long-boom forklift was called upon to lift the destroyed motor out of the truck’s frame, while the final preparations were made to our spare motor. After swapping over some key parts, the new bullet was lowered into the truck and the re-installation process began. As the pit party flowed on around us, we consumed every inch of our roped-off pit space during our motor swap. As friends we had made at the bowling alley looked on, no doubt wishing they could chat with us some, DW and I, along with Tim, Mat, and our super-volunteers Dusty and Jim, began securing the final components of the motor. Headers, frame bars, power steering, and magneto were all restored to their proper locations. We just barely missed the “Racers, start your engines!” call at the beginning of the show. Fortunately enough, we were not scheduled to run either the wheelie or donut contests, which gave us enough time to make sure the motor was in time and running well. As Mark blasted out of his pit space and hit the cars for the first time in the evening show during freestyle, our hearts sank as we heard the motor die in mid-air. Nosing the truck back into the pits with the loader, we realized that the clamp for the magneto had been off of its mark just a small bit, but that small bit was enough to allow the massive MSD unit to come out of its socket, killing the motor instantly.


Dusty and Jim stabilizing the now airborne motor as I climb up on to the frame to help lower it in.

Photo courtesy of John Roberts, www.buckeyemt.net
 

With that problem fixed and the motor once again in time, Mark was able to a lay down a blistering qualifying run with some of the biggest air of the night. The crowd roared in appreciation at the effort we had put forth to make sure that both of our trucks would be seen on track that night. Our brief burst of good luck ended in the semi-finals, as Geremie and Mark fell to Tail Gator and Bigfoot, but thankfully by close margins. Despite the lack of a “story-book ending” to this tale, we were all pretty proud of what we had accomplished. Though my back was making me pay for all the work I had done throughout the day, I wouldn’t have changed a thing. I think you will be hard-pressed to find another team that can swap out a motor that quick, much less a team even willing to try.


Saturday’s efforts came with a price, as I awoke Sunday morning quite stiff and sore, but happy to finally be heading home after 11 days on the road. Though the road is home for me in many ways, the familiar confines of my house, my bed, and my woman are also home in a way. Pity I can’t take all of that with me on the road, eh? DW pulled through for me once again, as he agreed to drive our rig home that day, allowing me to stretch out my cramp-prone back in the bunk as needed. I don’t care what anyone says, he’s a decent fella.
 

Downtown Cleveland at night.
 

With all of that behind me now, I look on down the road to my next series of gigs, with high hopes that they will have as many high points as my last few have had. Though I certainly fell to some low points (ok, ok, pun INTENDED) over the last couple of weeks, those low points only serve to help you enjoy and appreciate the higher moments in life. So, as we trudge on through the days in this still young year of 2007, I urge you all to counterbalance your low points with your high ones, using those bluesy moments to help you appreciate and enjoy the good times when they happen. For me, when I look at the finer times in my life, I take much pleasure in knowing that my career in monster trucks helped get me there. I can tell you one thing…a dead-end job in Cheyenne wouldn’t have gotten me to the Rock Hall of Fame, that’s for sure. Until next time, keep enjoying yourselves, and thanks for reading.

 

- KD

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